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I'm not a regular blogger just occasionally wanna share some thoughts and ideas to the rest of the world. Hope you like what you see and written.....:))
Think before you speak... Here are six reasons why you should think
before you speak - The last one is great!
Have you ever spoken and wished that you could Immediately take the
words back...
Or that you could crawl into a hole?
Here are the Testimonials of a few people who did....
FIRST TESTIMONY:
I walked into a hair salon with my husband and three kids in tow
and asked loudly, 'How much do you charge for a shampoo and a blow
job?' I turned around and walked back out and never went back. My
husband didn't say a word... He knew better.
SECOND TESTIMONY:
I was at the golf store comparing different kinds of golf balls. I was
unhappy with the women's type I had been using. After browsing for
several minutes, I was approached by one of the good-looking gentlemen
who works at the store. He asked if he could help me. Without
thinking, I looked at him and said, 'I think I like playing with mens
balls'
THIRD TESTIMONY:
My sister and I were at the mall and passed by a store that sold a
variety of candy and nuts. As we were looking at the display case,
the boy behind the counter asked if we needed any help.
I replied, 'No, I'm just looking at your nuts.' My sister started to
laugh hysterically. The boy grinned, and I turned beet-red and walked
away. To this day, my sister has never let me forget.
FOURTH TESTIMONY :
While in line at the bank one afternoon, my toddler decided to
release some pent-up energy and ran amok. I was finally able to grab
hold of her after receiving looks of disgust and annoyance from other
patrons. I told her that if she did not start behaving 'right now' she
would be punished. To my horror, she looked me in the eye and said in
a voice just as threatening, 'If you don't let me go right now, I will
tell Grandma that I saw you kissing Daddy's pee-pee last night!' The
silence was deafening after this enlightening exchange. Even the
tellers stopped what they were doing. I mustered up the last of my
dignity and walked out of the bank with my daughter in tow. The last
thing I heard when the door closed behind me, were screams of
laughter.
FIFTH TESTIMONY:
Have you ever asked your child a question too many times? My
three-year-old son had a lot of problems with potty training and I was
on him constantly. One day we stopped at Taco Bell for a quick lunch,
in between errands. It was very busy, with a full dining room. While
enjoying my taco, I smelled something funny, so of course I checked my
seven-month-old daughter, she was clean. Then I realized that Danny
had not asked to go potty in a while. I asked him if he needed to go,
and he said 'No'. I kept thinking 'Oh Lord, that child has had an
accident, and I don't have any clothes with me.' Then I said, 'Danny,
are you SURE you didn't have an accident?' 'No,' he replied. I just
KNEW that he must have had an accident, because the smell was getting
worse. Soooo, I asked one more time, 'Danny did you have an accident?
This time he jumped up, yanked down his pants, Bent over, spread his
cheeks, And yelled, 'SEE MOM, IT'S JUST FARTS!!' While 30 people
nearly choked to death on their tacos laughing, he calmly pulled up
his pants and sat down. An old couple made me feel better, thanking
me for the best laugh they'd ever had!
LAST BUT NOT LEAST TESTIMONY:
This had most of the state of Michigan laughing for 2 days and a very
embarrassed female news anchor who will, in the future, likely think
before she speaks. What happ ens when you predict snow but don't get
any? We had a female news anchor that, the day after it was supposed
to have snowed and didn't, turned to the weatherman and asked:
'So Bob, where's that 8 inches you promised me last night?'
Not only did HE have to leave the set, but half the crew did too they
were laughing so hard!
before you speak - The last one is great!
Have you ever spoken and wished that you could Immediately take the
words back...
Or that you could crawl into a hole?
Here are the Testimonials of a few people who did....
FIRST TESTIMONY:
I walked into a hair salon with my husband and three kids in tow
and asked loudly, 'How much do you charge for a shampoo and a blow
job?' I turned around and walked back out and never went back. My
husband didn't say a word... He knew better.
SECOND TESTIMONY:
I was at the golf store comparing different kinds of golf balls. I was
unhappy with the women's type I had been using. After browsing for
several minutes, I was approached by one of the good-looking gentlemen
who works at the store. He asked if he could help me. Without
thinking, I looked at him and said, 'I think I like playing with mens
balls'
THIRD TESTIMONY:
My sister and I were at the mall and passed by a store that sold a
variety of candy and nuts. As we were looking at the display case,
the boy behind the counter asked if we needed any help.
I replied, 'No, I'm just looking at your nuts.' My sister started to
laugh hysterically. The boy grinned, and I turned beet-red and walked
away. To this day, my sister has never let me forget.
FOURTH TESTIMONY :
While in line at the bank one afternoon, my toddler decided to
release some pent-up energy and ran amok. I was finally able to grab
hold of her after receiving looks of disgust and annoyance from other
patrons. I told her that if she did not start behaving 'right now' she
would be punished. To my horror, she looked me in the eye and said in
a voice just as threatening, 'If you don't let me go right now, I will
tell Grandma that I saw you kissing Daddy's pee-pee last night!' The
silence was deafening after this enlightening exchange. Even the
tellers stopped what they were doing. I mustered up the last of my
dignity and walked out of the bank with my daughter in tow. The last
thing I heard when the door closed behind me, were screams of
laughter.
FIFTH TESTIMONY:
Have you ever asked your child a question too many times? My
three-year-old son had a lot of problems with potty training and I was
on him constantly. One day we stopped at Taco Bell for a quick lunch,
in between errands. It was very busy, with a full dining room. While
enjoying my taco, I smelled something funny, so of course I checked my
seven-month-old daughter, she was clean. Then I realized that Danny
had not asked to go potty in a while. I asked him if he needed to go,
and he said 'No'. I kept thinking 'Oh Lord, that child has had an
accident, and I don't have any clothes with me.' Then I said, 'Danny,
are you SURE you didn't have an accident?' 'No,' he replied. I just
KNEW that he must have had an accident, because the smell was getting
worse. Soooo, I asked one more time, 'Danny did you have an accident?
This time he jumped up, yanked down his pants, Bent over, spread his
cheeks, And yelled, 'SEE MOM, IT'S JUST FARTS!!' While 30 people
nearly choked to death on their tacos laughing, he calmly pulled up
his pants and sat down. An old couple made me feel better, thanking
me for the best laugh they'd ever had!
LAST BUT NOT LEAST TESTIMONY:
This had most of the state of Michigan laughing for 2 days and a very
embarrassed female news anchor who will, in the future, likely think
before she speaks. What happ ens when you predict snow but don't get
any? We had a female news anchor that, the day after it was supposed
to have snowed and didn't, turned to the weatherman and asked:
'So Bob, where's that 8 inches you promised me last night?'
Not only did HE have to leave the set, but half the crew did too they
were laughing so hard!
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